Dilution? What mark is being used? Is this really any different from the Twilight-related merchandise on Etsy?The Vamp [has] a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon's glow. ... Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. ...
Don't let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Best Twilight-related merchandise ever.
NSFW. It's a sex toy; it sparkles. Some of the promo text:
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