I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect obesity

The Real Bears, by the Center for Science in the Public Interest, shows a family of polar bears drinking from what is not quite the iconic Coca-Cola bottle, with obesity, diabetes, erectile dysfunction, and amputation as the result for one unlucky polar bear.  Coca-Cola has apparently and wisely left this alone except to launch its own PR initiative on obesity; contrast its reaction when another seller of drinks showed polar bears in a trashed polar environment.