False advertising and more
|Bumper sticker style "Civil Wrong" with "National Association for the Abortion of Colored People" label|
|Bomb Pop "The Original" with blue and yellow package|
|Popsicle "The Original Firecracker" yellow package|
Two decades ago, contract law ran headlong into online terms of service, looked around briefly in confusion, and announced that it needed to go take a nap. It has not been heard from since. In its place we have something that looks like contract law, and claims to be contract law, but is oddly ignorant of things that the real contract law would know. This usurper, part Martin Guerre and part pod person, is formalistic to a fault, obsessed with meaningless details, lazy beyond belief, and utterly devoid of human feeling.